Saturnism

I feel so beautiful today.. There is this person size mirror on the wall in front of my study desk.. and it seems to show someone else . A bespectacled head in an oversized T over an oversized Bermuda over over sized thighs. I feel so headily sure about me being beautiful that am sure the mirror has perception problems.. This usually annoying housefly, that has made me and my study desk, its morning leisure visits, swatting away whom, is my usual morning routine, seems like a poor besotted fellow drawn by my beauty.
Can hear Mommy coming down.. I wonder whether she'll notice